A collection on some of my best Facebook posts

Finally, i manage to get a vague topic for my first blog. Since many of my Facebook statuses are liked by the people, I thought of collating some of the best posts and presenting them to you. Many of them are written by me. If it is not me than you will find his/her name at the end.

I hope you like at least some of them. Would appreciate your comments.

  • A very awesome example of a spelling mistake which can change the complete feeling: Bad Luck and Bed Luck
  • Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
  • When the Wrong rises there are two options for you, one is Easy and another is Right. Choose wisely. – inspired
  • Heart for sale. 50% discount 50% exchange equals 100% purest love. Anyone wanna buy it? Happy Valentines Day everybody.
  • Inside me, the Good and the Evil always fights. The Good always wins but this fight makes m realize how bad I can be.
  • Batman fears not even Superman. He keeps a piece of kryptonite in his belt. That’s the reason they form a league. The Justice League.
  • If you are in Gotham, you do not swear to God; You swear to Batman. – inspired
  • I am always the hot favourite of mosquitoes. They are attracted to m. Is it because they like m blood or it’s because they all are female?
  • Weekends are like me talking to Mr Wilson from Cast Away. The only difference is Mr Wilson is me here.
  • “Winning isn’t getting ahead of others. It’s getting ahead of yourself” – anon
  • “If you were lucky to land a girlfriend, the lakes is where you’d head to, and it’d take at least an hour for lips to get to meeting point”
  • “What we do in life echoes in eternity.” – Maximus, Gladiator
  • No defeat is a loss in the true sense if you manage to gain knowledge and experience out of it to prepare for the next life’s battle.
  • “Try to give my son the strength not to follow the crowd when everyone else is doing it” – Abraham Lincoln.
  • Dear Santa, I still haven’t got m Santa girl which I wished last Christmas. Now I want 2 Santa girls. Merry Christmas to everyone
  • Reason for me not having a girlfriend: pessimist: I don’t look that cool. Optimist: girls always think that a cool guy like m will already have a girlfriend.
  • Remember! You are always superior to somebody while somebody is always superior to you. Nobody is perfect* (except Rajni).
  • “Sher ke piche bhagoge to jungle me kho jaoge” – read this behind a goods carrier tempo. Horn OK please!!!
  • And your blushes themselves can make enough hearts melt to pour out an ocean of love. – Mayuresh Mandal
  • It is not about becoming superhuman. It is about realizing being human is super. – Sadhguru
  • If I were to hide you from this world, I would have travelled back in my time machine to the 70s or 80s where there was only love and care.
  • Ra.One is the kind of film that numbs children to violence and teaches them to start objectifying women. – Sonia Chopra
  • I don’t have a habit of walking slowly.
  • Black hair, black eyes, black eyeliners, black saree, black stiletto. A fantasy of every Indian guy. ;)
  • There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there is Sodexo meal pass :)
  • I was sitting alone. Relaxed and partial light. Thinking, what’s the reason behind people being so happy and cheerful. And suddenly I realized that they have nothing to lose.
  • Just experienced that crossing a road is relatively easier when there is heavy traffic. Confused? Well, the vehicles don’t move at all. Ha ha ha vehry esmart!
  • My richness consists not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants. – anonymous great man
  • The best thing about girls is the way they walk. The bad thing about girls is that they walk in middle giving way to no one :P Venus-creatures
  • A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. – Thomas Carruthers
  • Always remember: it’s your birthright to ask for extra Chatni while eating vada pav plate and to ask for masala puri after eating Pani Puri
  • My mantra of success: either be first, the best or the different!
  • Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit with a Beer for days – anon
  • Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. – Alphonse Elric, Full Metal Alchemist
  • Forgetting an email attachment is like the 21st-century version of licking an envelope shut and then realizing you forgot to put the letter inside – anon
  • Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls. – Joseph Campbell
  • What do you get in the lunch reception of a wedding?… Sugar and Oil! :-p
  • Heads, I’ll get you the Beer. Tails, You get me the Beer. Who looses!!!
  • The day I understand your problems is the day your problems become my problem. (i know its bad English, hope u understood)- inspired
  • I want to reach the top. But then my boss said, “At the top, you are alone”.  – inspired
  • Distance is nothing. It’s the First step that is difficult. – inspired
  • TECHNOLOGY does not permit CHANGE, it enables CHANGE – Vikram Rajgor
  • Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed – anon
  • You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.- anon
  • If only the tale of a frog turning into a Prince on princess’ kiss was true, I would have bought Red Bull. Hey, it gives u wiiiingzz.
  • Leaders don’t create followers. They create more leaders. – anon
  • Lions with small Pen** must compensate with a mighty roar. – Dwight Stifler – American Pie Beta House
  • You can never get to Heaven if you are scared to get to Hell. Kylie Minogue – Can’t Get Out Of My Head.
  • Do or Do Not, There is no Try. – Master Yoda of Star Wars Saga.
  • The important thing is this: to be able, at any moment, to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
  • I wanna become a big man Because in animal world SMALL always means PREY and Big means PREDATOR.
  • How does it sound when an arrow is shot by a bow? … Fu*k Fu*k Fu*k
  • Life and LUCK are like Shoe polish. Mere its application does not make a shoe shine. It’s the rubbing that makes it.
  • Baby, I am not Fred Flintstone. But I can make the BedRock. – anon
  • I saw the words “Shri Ram” tattooed on a man’s arm. Surely he can float on water. =)
  • While travelling by bus I saw a poster near a church which said: “Praise The Lord”. The very next moment I saw a road riot by people carrying a goddess’ statue. This made me think of a new phrase, “Price The Lord”. (no offence, Lord)
  • What do you get when you LIKE a Pikachu on facebook? You get a POKEmon!
  • Pamela consist of three persons – inspired
  • If Priyanka Chopra means Piggy Chops, Priyank Rathod means Piggy Rocks \m/.
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